(Source: cat-shaming)
“That’s your otp”?
“They’re just friends”
“That’s your otp”?
“But they hate each other.”
“That’s your otp?”
“But they’re not gay.”
GUYS LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND AT MY DORM.
Oh good lord.
I have a gif idea, but no gif skills!
So the gif of Sherlock, headbutting the American in “Scandal” when he says “Moron” needs to be changed so that the American’s face says “Romney” over it. Sherlock’s could be “Tumblr” or “PBS” (because of the first debate).
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Could anyone help me out?
Ask and thou shalt receive
‘Extended version’
Numbers that don’t define you:
- The amount of pounds you weigh
- The circumference of your waist
- The number of people you’ve had sex with
- Your age
- The number of scars on your body
- How many calories you ate today
- Your GPA
- The amount of money in your wallet
Numbers that do define you:
- The number of Pokemon in your Pokedex.
I’m like ‘the Tea Party is racist’ and my friend is like ‘Kamau, you can’t call the Tea Party racist. They’re not all racist.’ And I was like, you know what, I don’t need the Tea Party to be 100% racist for me to feel perfectly fine calling them racist. I don’t need 100% racism in the group. It could be way less than 100%. 10% is plenty for me. If the Tea Party is 10% racist I feel comfortable labeling the whole group racist.
Let me explain how that works. If I offer you a shake, a milkshake. I say ‘would you like a milkshake?’ You go “yeah, sure I’d like a milkshake.” I go, ‘okay, here you go, but just so you know it’s 10% shit.’
Oh, now you suddenly you understand how it works. 10% is kinda a lot ain’t it. You go ‘uh oh, that’s too much shit in my shake.
Michael and Alan play a practical joke on Daniel during one of their takes. (x)
Oh my fucking God.
“I will not be tempted by the fanny of darkness.”
My goal: I will find some way of using this sentence. I will use this sentence THIS WEEKEND. Fri Oct 19th - Sun Oct 21st. I WILL USE IT. MWUAHAHAHAHA!!